shutupaubrey:

[12 year old white girl voice] talk to me !! i don’t bite… hard(: <3

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drunkdilf:

isn’t it weird to think that most people you know had sex? that cute old lady sitting next to you on the bus? prob choked on a dick at one point in her life

(Source: cyberho, via gnarly)

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